Vol. 181, No 4.   *   CLOUDMERE, ENGLAND, APRIL 2004.   *   Est. 1823.

Hotel Whitecliff At the Center of the Square Serving the Distinguished Traveller Since 1782 Cloudmere Players Move into High Gear Can a theatre company in a town of fewer than 500 year-round residents mount a production which rivals those of Hollywood? The Cloudmere Players' new director and principal female lead, Miss Sally Sharpe, seems to think so. Sharpe, shown here making one of her many transatlantic phone calls, plans a remake of D.W. Griffith's The Birth of a Nation. "The summer influx will provide all the extras we need," she says. The Ferns 77, Arthur's Court Elegant Fare for the Discerning Palate

Astounding Discovery at Mayan Temple Dr. Peter N. Harkness Startles Capacity Crowd At the Spring Equinox meeting of the Mayan Society on Monday, March 22, Dr. Peter N. Harkness astonished the audience with startling new theories. Addressing a packed house at the Margate Memorial Library, Dr. Harkness revealed that the ancient Mayans may have invented time travel. Place Your Ad Here Only Five Pounds per Annum

Cloudmere Aviation The Height of Flight "We Take You There -- And Bring You Back as Well" Gp Capt Henry Margate, RAF-Ret. Wee Ones' Corner Mrs. Beryl Nottingham, 99 years young, sends us this drawing of "the Easter Bunny's wife," made by her great-granddaughter Willow Gabriela Nottingham, 4. Young Miss Nottingham, who attends St. Ermintrude's Day School in Griffinshead, submitted the image for her class unit "Help or Hindrance: Biblical Wives." Maria's Teas One, The High Street Mrs. Mary Tremayne, Proprietress

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